Susan: You're going to make me an old maid.
Margaret: Only until you're 18.

Matt Beemish: I'm the court psychiatrist.
Richard Nugent: Come back in an hour. I'll be crazy by then.

Margaret Turner: Susan's growing pains are rapidly becoming a major disease.

Richard Nugent: Hey, you remind me of a man.
Susan Turner: What man?
Richard Nugent: Man with the power.
Susan Turner: What power?
Richard Nugent: Power of hoodoo.
Susan Turner: Hoodoo?
Richard Nugent: You do.
Susan Turner: Do what?
Richard Nugent: Remind me of a man...

Matt Beemish: I couldn't help overhearing. I had my ear to the door.

Agnes Prescott: Now there's a guy who never goes out of a girl's mind. He just stays there...like a heavy meal.