Robin Monroe:  Marjorie, you read that in our magazine, and we made it up!

Frank Martin:  That was in your magazine...you probably made it up!

Quinn Harris:  There's got to be someone closer whose life you can screw up.

Frank martin:  I don't go to the gym everyday to watch old men shower.

Quinn Harris: There's no deal. We're friends, we have a few laughs...keep it simple.
Robin Monroe: Well, has it always been simple or has there ever been anyone complicated?
[Quinn gives Robin a nasty look]
Robin Monroe: That's a yes! How complicated? On a scale from one to ten.
Quinn Harris: Twelve.

Quinn Harris: You deserve someone... fresher.
Robin Monroe: Isn't that up to me to decide?
Quinn Harris: Let's be reasonable about this. You're not gonna come down here and be my co-pilot and I'm not gonna go to New York and be your receptionist. Let's not complicate things.
Robin Monroe: Oh, I forgot, you like things simple.
Quinn Harris: Yeah.

Quinn: They come here looking for the magic, hoping to find romance, when they can't find it anywhere else.
Robin: Maybe they will.
Quinn: It's an island, babe! If you didn't bring it here, you won't find it here!

Robin: I've flown with you twice and you've crashed half the time.

Quinn Harris: You know how a women gets a man excited? She shows up. That's it. We're guys, we're easy.

Robin: Whoa! What happened?
Quinn: It crumpled the landing gear when we hit.
Robin: Well, can't you fix it? Can't we reattach it somehow?
Quinn: Sure, we'll, like, glue it back on!
Robin: Aren't you one of those guys?
Quinn: Guys?
Robin: You know, those guy guys, those guys with skills?
Quinn: Skills?
Robin: Yeah, you know, you send them into the wilderness with a pocket knife and a Q-tip and they build you a shopping mall! You can't do that?
Quinn: No, I can't do that, but I can do this: [Pops finger out of the side of his mouth.]
Will that help?

Robin Monroe: You've always been so confident!
Quinn Harris: That's my job, I'm the confident captain. It's not going to help for me to run around waving my arms and screaming, "Oh ----, we're gonna die!"

Robin Monroe:  Pirates, as in "aargh"?

Robin Monroe: You still look good.
Quinn Harris: I still AM good.

Robin Monroe: I've had just about as much vacation as I can stand.

Frank Martin: I want this to be the most unforgettable vacation of our lives.

Robin Monroe: You're here!
Quinn Harris: I decided my life is too simple, I wanna complicate the h--- out of it.